new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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