Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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