It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Less talking, more tequila
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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