; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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