But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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