Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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