Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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