when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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