i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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