just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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