During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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