Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
