I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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