ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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