Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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