did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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