Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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