She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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