We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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