I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
