Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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