So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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