your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dick very happy bro
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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