try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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