I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.