Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode