whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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