no. you can't hotbox the world.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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