Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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