Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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