It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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