He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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