You just made me feel so damn special
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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