yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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