it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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