I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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