i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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