my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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