I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize