Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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