You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
tell me about the fingering
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