Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Randomize