It's like God shit irony all over that family
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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