I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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