Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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