I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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