You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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