just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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