Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
dude. I can hear the air.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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