Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm passing your future prison.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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