Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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