Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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