Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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