Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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