there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial