I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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