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• (989): View more from Michigan

  there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.

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  That's completely alright, I do it a lot.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial

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