I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Less talking, more tequila
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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