Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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