Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Are we still banned from the library?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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