I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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